A "Wedding" to Remember

Holiday's been fine so far, except that something is missing, but I can't tell what it is. Hmm...

Confused, so I bought a Xbox 360 wireless controller for Windows to kill some time!!! (Lame Xcuse, huh? XD)

Muahahahaha.... Yeah, it's genuinely Microsoft and I can tell that it's hella expensive, RM210 for a wireless controller, a receiver, driver CD and manual booklets, all wrapped in a only-I-know-how-difficult-to-open packaging, quite a lot of stuffs eh? So good value? Don't think so. Yeah, and that's goodbye to RM210 that used to be mine once upon a time. Reasons for not buying the wired and cheaper pad?

1. Messy wire.

2. Wires will die very fast if they're not properly taken care of.

3. It's 21st century, people, talk about civilization!

4. Receiver is cool.

5. I like playing games 10 meters away from my screen, or in the toilet, tee~hee~hee~ Gothic!

6. I love to show off, and you can't do show off stuff with a bunch of wires, no homo.

The controller works fine, with precise buttons and ergonomic shape, allows me to battle all my way to victory in PS2 emulator~ The only problem with this thing is that Microsoft forgot to put and "OFF" button for this things, RM210 but no "OFF" button!!! What the hell? It's like making a Mercedes Benz luxury car that comes with airbags, leather seats, automatic gearbox, keyless entry and bla bla bla...except you can't turn the engine off. Well, in my case, all I need to do is to just take off the battery cover and put it back, job's done, certainly not graceful for something this expensive though. But, what happens if it's a car? Hmm....

In the old days I only get to see rich boys toying around with their brand new PS2. But now, eat dust, you bunch of losers, imma playing PS2 games on my PC, with my Xbox Controller!!! Wireless!!! Please don't go commit suicide, you PS2 hugging losers can go and beg your dad for some cash for a new PC and an Xbox controller, but make sure you know how to set it up, at least rocket-science intelligence, please, or else imma not going to pay for your loss...tee~hee~hee~ Talk about twisted mind!!! Gross~

Okay, for all that bombshells I shall end my short update, still in holiday mood, still in honeymoon with my "wife", who eats battery...

ryo signing off, long live wireless!

“假”情“假”意

放假咯~ 考了两个礼拜，现在终于自由了，享清福了。。。呸呸呸~ 还年轻呢！

再见啦，我亲爱的讲师和同学们，一个月后见吧！

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想了很久，现在我终于知道不敢向你表白的原因了。因为我已经麻醉在暗恋的世界里，因为我始终没有信心跨出那第一步，所以，就算我对你的感觉再深，我也不会向你表白。可能是时机未成熟，可能是命运玩弄我，可能我们真的不适合。。。不管如何，我对你的那一份好感，一定会好好保留着，我不敢保证天长地久，但是我可以担保，我绝对不会让它轻易的逝去。这是我对你不作假的承诺。

ryo 曰：“面具里的我，你，看得到吗？”

Reverse "b"

Saw this joke from nowhere, it's like this:

Two person chat on MSN.
One person showed d(^.^)b
The other one asked:"Hey nice one, how did you get that reverse "b"?
"That is called "d", you moron!"

ryo signing off, go re-learn your ABC laa!!!

Plagiarism!!!

Just finished my third paper for the final examination, one more to go!!!
But, what has this got to do with the title, you asked? Me cheating in exam? Nonono~ I am too noble for that. LOL!!!
Okay, the big idea was what happened in the exam hall today. I sat last in the first row, while "Miss Plagiarism"(NO name, please!)sat last in the second row. She was wearing a jacket, a yellow one. She wore it in a different way, covering the front of her body.

When the exam was on, when the invigilators were far from Earth(Errr, lecturers call this as "exaggeration".), when the lightning struck(Okay, this is too much!!! It's a sunny morning.), she, eventually, put her hands into her jacket and started searching for the notes,just like lucky draw, draw, draw, and draw till I can hear the paper screams. She then looked into her breast, O.Ops, jacket and started to copy from the note. When I noticed that, I was like WOW~ Geng ar~ First time see girl cheating in exam! New wonders of the world!!! LOL.

Then, Mista Sly Thought came to me mind and said to me:"You need a jacket, too!" Hey, that sounds great! But seriously laa, why cheat? Other than good grades and a guaranteed seat for the next semester, what else can you get? Satisfaction? Don't think so, unless she's a devil. But when I come to think of it, again, why not to cheat? Now, will you excuse me, I need to go and ask the devil in me for the answer, then I'll burn him to ash. Ngek ngek ngek~

PS: Mr. Sly does not refer to this Mr. Sly. XD

ryo signing off, time to get a jacket!!!

Slack vs Laziness

Yay~ 2 more papers to go!
One on Tuesday, one on Friday and I am on my way to nirvana~!!! Hohoho
But people around me, they are all left with only one paper to go....how can the world be so unfair!!! Roar~
But the best thing about my exam timetable is that I am "gifted" with quite a large amount of slacks, which is also the worst thing if you zoom in on Google maps and look closer...With those slacks I am being kinda...lazy. Perhaps a little explanation will clear the fog. My test started on Thursday. So, I can study on the prior Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, isn't that great? No!!! On Monday, I stared at the notes on my PC screen and think:"I'll study tomorrow." And tomorrow never comes~ I thought about that for 3 consecutive days. LOL What was I thinking? See? Slacks are harmful for people who cannot utilize them properly, people like me! Hehehe, no laa no laa...I was known for my laziness since I was 7. And I can't seem to shake it off me, even though I know that it's bad to be lazy, I just allowed the darker part of me to get a hold of me, tight. Maybe I just need more motivation, maybe I just need the right person to come forth to me and "tasukete"!!! But for now, I'll just slack around for the search of hardworking cells in me. Ciao~

ryo signing of, slack is the root of all laziness...grrh I vil chop it off....lazy laa...maybe next time. =)