Reverse "b"

Saw this joke from nowhere, it's like this:

Two person chat on MSN.
One person showed d(^.^)b
The other one asked:"Hey nice one, how did you get that reverse "b"?
"That is called "d", you moron!"

ryo signing off, go re-learn your ABC laa!!!

Plagiarism!!!

Just finished my third paper for the final examination, one more to go!!!
But, what has this got to do with the title, you asked? Me cheating in exam? Nonono~ I am too noble for that. LOL!!!
Okay, the big idea was what happened in the exam hall today. I sat last in the first row, while "Miss Plagiarism"(NO name, please!)sat last in the second row. She was wearing a jacket, a yellow one. She wore it in a different way, covering the front of her body.

When the exam was on, when the invigilators were far from Earth(Errr, lecturers call this as "exaggeration".), when the lightning struck(Okay, this is too much!!! It's a sunny morning.), she, eventually, put her hands into her jacket and started searching for the notes,just like lucky draw, draw, draw, and draw till I can hear the paper screams. She then looked into her breast, O.Ops, jacket and started to copy from the note. When I noticed that, I was like WOW~ Geng ar~ First time see girl cheating in exam! New wonders of the world!!! LOL.

Then, Mista Sly Thought came to me mind and said to me:"You need a jacket, too!" Hey, that sounds great! But seriously laa, why cheat? Other than good grades and a guaranteed seat for the next semester, what else can you get? Satisfaction? Don't think so, unless she's a devil. But when I come to think of it, again, why not to cheat? Now, will you excuse me, I need to go and ask the devil in me for the answer, then I'll burn him to ash. Ngek ngek ngek~

PS: Mr. Sly does not refer to this Mr. Sly. XD

ryo signing off, time to get a jacket!!!

Slack vs Laziness

Yay~ 2 more papers to go!
One on Tuesday, one on Friday and I am on my way to nirvana~!!! Hohoho
But people around me, they are all left with only one paper to go....how can the world be so unfair!!! Roar~
But the best thing about my exam timetable is that I am "gifted" with quite a large amount of slacks, which is also the worst thing if you zoom in on Google maps and look closer...With those slacks I am being kinda...lazy. Perhaps a little explanation will clear the fog. My test started on Thursday. So, I can study on the prior Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, isn't that great? No!!! On Monday, I stared at the notes on my PC screen and think:"I'll study tomorrow." And tomorrow never comes~ I thought about that for 3 consecutive days. LOL What was I thinking? See? Slacks are harmful for people who cannot utilize them properly, people like me! Hehehe, no laa no laa...I was known for my laziness since I was 7. And I can't seem to shake it off me, even though I know that it's bad to be lazy, I just allowed the darker part of me to get a hold of me, tight. Maybe I just need more motivation, maybe I just need the right person to come forth to me and "tasukete"!!! But for now, I'll just slack around for the search of hardworking cells in me. Ciao~

ryo signing of, slack is the root of all laziness...grrh I vil chop it off....lazy laa...maybe next time. =)

大考咯！！！

不得了了！！！大考来了！连大姨妈都被吓跑了！谁来救命啊？

怎么办？只有埋头苦干去拼了，考完试再大病一场！嗯，就这样决定！

冲！冲！冲！这次连苏贞昌也没法子把我拦住了！

燃烧吧！爆发吧！考试の火！

生死全靠你了！

ryo，温书去。。。

渡头的主人

搬家了。

搬到了一个渡头旁，筑起了心窝，静静地等待。

那是一个偏僻，但带点平静的幽幽渡头。

家具不多，只有内向，害羞，还有希望。

没有同伴，没有邻居。

陪伴的，只有一片忧郁蓝的湖海。

就这样，在渡头旁历经了沧海山田。

期间，看见一颗行心，每天路过渡头。

想出去打招呼，让行心靠岸，但却被拦了下来，因为内向，害羞，希望打麻将总是三缺一。

所以始终跨不出那一道心门。

有一天，行心靠岸了，院子里的心花怒放，开了派对。

干嘛啦？吵死人了！瞄了窗外一眼，嗯！怦！怦怦！怦怦。。。

急急给勇气通了电话，让它过来助阵。嘿嘿，现在麻将不会三缺一了吧？

赶紧抛下大伙儿，去院子摘了一朵心花，想把行心拦住来作伴。

眼看就快到渡头了，希望却把我给叫住了。什？害羞晕倒了！这么巧？

手中心花一放，被希望抓回心窝去，心花落地碎。

原来害羞发烧了，给它吃了药，盖了被，再望向渡头，行心，走了。

只有盼了，盼望明天的渡头再度来临。。。

ryo, 想，为她披上白色婚纱。

端午节快乐

今天是“肉粽”节，祝大家吃了粽子平平安安，快快乐乐！！！

ryo signing off,继续赶报告咯~

@ Toast Bar

Lately, my posts are getting shorter and shorter, I'm pretty sure there's a reason for this, but I can't seem to dig it out. And the biggest problem, they're all "emotized"!!! Dang~ Intruder alert!!! emo elf intruded my soul. Bad elf, bad elf~ Smack smack!

So, let's try post something that is not "emotized" tonight.

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This morning I went to Toast Bar with Kuan, Fatt and Tony for a light breakfast (not so light after that...). It's my first time having breakfast over there. I would say that it's a nice place for breakfast gathering . The design concept is pro-Taiwanese restaurant style and best of all, Wi-Fi is available! Hooray~ (Can't explain why, but it seems that "Wi-Fi" is the mega phrase for Kuching people nowadays...woots!)

We arrived at around 1030 (for brunch, perhaps?). I forgot to take picture of the shop, my bad, maybe next time. Next bla bla bla and we're sitting inside ready to order.

First to arrived, Stinky tofu with butter kaya topping!!! Oops, paiseh, it's butter kaya thick toast. But seriously, stinky tofu was my first impression when it arrived. I was like:"wait a sec, who order tofu? No one ordered for tofu...". All in all, we ordered 2 sets of butter-kaya crossbreed, one set of butter-choco crossbreeda set of ham sandwiches, a peanut, fried eggs and half-boiled eggs. For the drinks, we had "yuan yang" (Coffee and tea crossbreed lol), Teh C Peng and Kopi O. Bla bla bla and we're done eating. I would say that their food are fine, but the waitress' attitude really need some modifications...at least tell us the names of the toast upon delivering the them laa, please laa...You don't expect customers to do experiments risking their taste buds in burst of flames, do you? Pfft~

Bill please!!!

RM26.70.

OK laa, quite reasonable since it's air-conditioned with sofa and, Wi-Fi!!!

For all that bombshells, enjoy the only 3 pictures I took, cheers~

Butter-kaya stinky tofu~ Erm, I mean thick toast...

Butter-peanut, butter-kaya and butter-choco from left to right respectively.

"yuan yang"

ryo signing off, cya real soon Toast Bar!

e.m.o.

Another very very short update!!! Although I doubt if anyone will ever see this...hahaha

Wo.Oho.O...Final Exam is just around the corner, Fatality!!!

"Perhaps, it's time to die." - Enma Ai

ryo signing off, the end is near, nearer than expected...囧